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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

60 Seconds About Honeymoons

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0

This was one of my favorite radio segments that we ever did back in the day.

0:04.1

We call it at 60 seconds inside our heads where Holly, my female co-host, would literally play

0:11.6

the inner dialogue of how we, Miguel, my co-host and I were actually feeling about certain situations.

0:17.8

And tell me if she didn't nail this. He said, no, I felt about my first marriage.

0:22.8

Is this really the thing how I was feeling back in 2009 when I got back from my honeymoon?

0:28.8

I love this bit coming up today with a moment in Kramer history. Welcome, y'all.

0:32.9

Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:37.3

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy.

0:42.3

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:46.3

Yeah, what's up? This is certified mama's boy podcast. We're a daily podcast on the 19th of

0:51.2

October, by the way, with three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our

0:55.2

lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom. I co-host Nancy. Hi, mom.

0:59.8

Hi, honey. I needed to Google to make sure this wasn't illegal for me to talk about because

1:04.2

the last thing I want to do is to get caught up on tape, which, why don't we still say tape?

1:11.9

Not tape. I don't want to get recorded saying something illegal. That's for sure.

1:17.2

I've had the worst mailbox week, a couple of weeks. I got a damn jury.

1:23.6

Oh, no. This was jury duty notice today in the mail. And I'm like, man, not jury duty.

1:30.3

Now, to be fair, I've never actually served jury duty in my 39 years of life.

1:36.9

So I've been pretty blessed, to be honest with you, but I got to be honest with you.

1:40.8

I feel like I'm on a pretty good streak here. Prefer not to. Maybe I can make another 39

1:45.1

years without having to. But I wanted to, before I brought this up and make sure it's not

1:51.2

technically illegal. I'm on the Maryland courts.gov website to figure out, like, is it illegal for

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