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One more time.

Today, I am so excited to be joined by Bandspump Rulstar, the Valley Star, and the host of when

reality hits, let's welcome Brittany Cartwright. I'm so excited that you're here. Thank you so much for coming on the literally not okay podcast. Thanks for having me. We have been Instagram friends for like three years now. But you also came on my first podcast, Girls Night, during COVID. Yes. And we always said we were going to have tequila shots with orange slices. Yeah. Where are they? I know. You know, I, uh, I had them. I drank a, I drank a ball. Yeah. No, but we're going to do, I can't wait for the day that we do orange tequila shots. Tequila shots with an orange slice. Yes. Game changer. Yes.

At Jasmine's wedding.

Yes. We're going to have so much fun. We're like bridesmaids together. I know. It's going to be awesome. I can't wait. Okay. So first things first. I need to tell you why I'm literally not okay. So I've been in L.A. for the past like 24 hours. The Uber drivers that I've had were the craziest characters I've ever met my life.

Really? LA for the past like 24 hours, the Uber drivers that I've had were the craziest characters I've ever met my life.

Really?

First one gave me an entire astrology reading and like told me what underwear I should be

wearing on a certain red panties on Thursdays, yellows on Tuesdays.

Shut up.

Swear to God.

Then give me a rose, then give me like a rose courts to hold for 10 minutes and keep it in my boob for like 10 days. I don't know. I kind of liked it though, but like it was just in a very like. Yeah, that's very strange to talk about what underwear. Yes, but like like, believing him. Like, I'm about to go buy red panties.

Anything for luck. And then he's like, 2028 is going to be your year. Like, he was just giving me a rundown. Second Uber driver was literally doing bumps of cocaine and flipping people off. And I was like, this is just. You're lying. I swear to God. And I'm like, um. You caught him doing a bump.

He was doing a bump, and he was flipping people off, like, an angry cocaine user.

That was my single one. And then the third one was, uh, smelly, like just a smelly Uber driver, you know? Oh, I like this. I hate it. But like, I also am wearing this blazer that I wore yesterday and it's's smelly, so, like, I can't really judge.

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