60 - Perma Slurmpin'

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Let's make this one quick, but also funny. Hank and Katherine are going to discuss their friend's viral tweet, Cream of Wheat, being escalated to Apple's executive support, why Mola mola are great, what can be found in the "American" section of a Tesco, and Hank gets really mad about the TelePrompTer corporation.

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0:00.0	I don't have any draft tweets Catherine.
0:02.0	Uh-oh.
0:03.0	I didn't tweet very much this week.
0:05.0	That's interesting because you were certainly on your phone a lot.
0:08.0	I think I was just sick.
0:11.0	Hmm, that's true. You were sick. And so I was just useless.
0:17.0	Trying to destroy it.
0:20.0	I'm sorry, my back hurts.
0:22.0	Okay. That's why I'm down here I've begun I have begun
0:28.5	in a slurp yeah kind of just starting out slurmpt I didn't, yeah, it's real, it's bad.
0:35.9	Oh no.
0:36.7	It's died in the back.
0:37.6	If you want to do a fast one, but a funny.
0:41.2	Whatever. That's what a girl always likes to hear from her man.
0:47.0	Right.
0:48.0	Do you want...
0:49.0	Let's make this one quick but funny.
0:52.0	Don't worry, you'll laugh.
0:54.0	Hi, I'm Hank Green and I'm internet famous.
0:57.0	I'm his wife Catherine, Permas Lerm.
1:01.0	Together we're about to take a look back at the last week in our lives and in the world by reading, discussing,
1:06.4	and critiquing my tweets.
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