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Awaken With JP Sears Show

#60 Creepy Bikram, Torn Muscles, and Being a Sheep with JP Solo

Awaken With JP Sears Show

JP Sears

Awakenwithjp, Funny, Personal Journals, Culture, Health & Fitness, Freedom, Jpsears, Freespeech, Society & Culture, Awaken, America, Spiritual, Selfhelp, Witty

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week I'm apologizing for my harsh S's, discussing the dark side of Bikram and spreading wisdom we can all use over the turkey holiday.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

This might be the awakening.

0:03.0

Awaken with Jacob.

0:06.0

Awaken with Jake.

0:07.0

Awaken with Jake.

0:10.0

Awaken with Jacob.

0:12.0

Hello? Hello, is there anybody in there?

0:15.0

I hope so.

0:20.0

Hey, happy Awaken Wednesday from J.P. Floyd and also from you to you.

0:27.0

So generous of you to wish yourself a happy Awaken Wednesday.

0:31.0

Yeah, glad to be connecting with you today. I'm a

0:35.9

podcast and hey I would love to blatantly sell you on a couple of things. One, if you want to become one of my awakened patrons,

0:46.4

support me in the mission of helping people grow, heal, and awaken through conscious

0:51.8

comedy and get some cool grow, heal, and awaken through conscious comedy,

0:53.1

and get some cool bonuses and benefits

0:58.2

and all the B words in return.

1:01.8

Check out my patron memberships.

1:04.3

You can hit up the link in the show notes

1:07.2

or just go to Awaken with J.P.com slash patron.

1:12.0

Man, when I say eses on the podcast and video,

1:16.7

it sounds like it would be ear piercing.

1:21.8

Do you get angry at me when I say ses? Does it pierce your ears? Man I think I'm

1:29.4

annoyed by myself right now. I've been doing that for five years on videos like man those

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