60 - Confidential Courier
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2016
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim Baltz
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| 0:03.4 | a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy, |
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| 0:24.2 | Keep in mind, easily bamboozled earth residents, |
| 0:27.4 | the following podcast is not real, |
| 0:29.9 | but it is really part of the butt-puppie, the ear-wolf network. |
| 0:34.6 | And it continues to be sponsored by a mystery sponsor, |
| 0:37.7 | who, if I can just go ahead and cumberbatch this, |
| 0:40.4 | is Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:42.2 | There's really no one else it can be, |
| 0:43.9 | and frankly we've gotten enough mileage out of this Prius of a Ruse. |
| 0:47.6 | They're asking listeners to send small physical objects to, |
| 0:50.9 | Cards Against Humanity, |
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| 1:04.3 | and now slip into your favorite pretending robe and enjoy the show. |
| 1:25.2 | Hello from the Magic Tavern, |
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