Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Oh my God.

Hello.

I'm so excited that you're on the podcast.

We are so nervous to talk about right now.

Really?

Yes.

I was like more nervous when I met you originally, but now we got that out of the way.

So I feel like a little like chiller, but we're both like sitting here like all anxious and giddy.

Like, oh my God, we're going to talk to Holly.

Well, it's also weird because I'm sure you get this all the time, but like people really do feel like they know a lot about.

Like we do know a lot about you, but you don't know us, like as people.

And so it's this weird, like, one-sided friendship where we're like, we know a lot about her.

We don't know everything about her, but we really think we know her.

Like, we're friends with her, basically.

Basically, besties.

First of all, I hope you both understand.

I've had a lot of interviews at this point, and I was really looking for this one.

Well, I feel like most of our listeners probably know of you, but we should give a little bit of an introduction.

So Holly is Holly Whitaker of The Temper, the Tempest, writer of quit like a woman.

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