Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast

staccade in an unknown location.

Today, still unwanted by big media,

they survive as comics of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find

them, you can Welcome to the episode.

What are you shaking? What do you got?

One of those little eggs. I got it at the

fucking I got it at the guitar center we were buying gear. It's a musical thing

like yeah you shake it

They have different types of shit. So it sounds a little different but this is what I got nice

You're ready for the band look right as soon as something, the plot on foils.

Or you could be hiking in the mountains in California, shake it, somebody thinks there's a rattler they shut their pants it's hilarious

they're ready for it there man they're ready I'm ready you're ready you're ready you get Christmas

slice behind you you got, it's like on...

Some garland or something, is that what it's on? What is it?

It's a vine thing going up your wall?

No, that's a tree? That's the lights.

Oh, I see the lights. Okay. That's the lights. Oh, I see the lights.

That's my tree.

It's got listed.

...