The following is a work of audio fiction.

Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Seriously, even if some of these people sound exactly like a person that you know,

it's not them okay?

Golden Acres is a completely fictional town

and is not at all based on Green Acres located in Scarsdale, New York where our creator grew up.

That is a total fluke.

Please do not falsely assume that any of these characters,

storylines, or descriptions is based in fact.

That's how rumors get started. I'm Rockin Robin with an update on missing local teen Michelle Grimm.

The Golden Acres Police found Michelle's bedazzled cell phone in the woods near St Michael's leading The filmmakers

police found Michelle's bedazzled cell phone in the woods near St. Michael's,

leading many to believe in the possibility of foul play.

Michelle's parents are offering a $5,000 reward

for any helpful information in the ongoing investigation.

That's it for ominous updates. Back to your regularly scheduled program,

Medium Rock.

Double dirty Chai for Darren

Cia for Darren Mia you sound awful

I hate children.

What was that, Mia?

I can't hear you through all that's not.

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