The following is a work of audio fiction.

Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Seriously, even if some of these people sound exactly like a person that you know,

it's not them okay? Golden Acres is a completely fictional town

and is not at all based on Green Acres located in Scarsdale, New York where our Creator grew up.

That is a total fluke.

Please do not falsely assume that any of these characters, storylines, or descriptions is based in fact.

That's how rumors get started. Golden Radio

Oh, say, can you see

the doors of the light.

You folks know the rest unless you're somehow listening to this from Canada.

Hey?

I'm Rockin' Robin and it's that patriotic time of the year again.

Our local election will be held on Tuesday, so make sure to mark your empty calendars.

Remember, change starts here.

And if you want nothing to change because you're privileged and happy with the status quo, you should really make sure you vote.

Or send someone in your place. It's illegal, but who cares? It's a local election.

Moca, please, we're still waiting on that mocha to be picked up. Whoa, hereful.

I got us some snacks.

That's a shitload of muffins. You're welcome Mia just don't eat any of the chocolate ones there for me

These are all chocolate. Whoops sucks to be Mia are you okay Valerie you're acting I don't know me. How is she acting? Hi

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner. You won one chocolate muffin. It's 9 a.m. How much did you smoke? How much did you smoke? Okay, someone needs to be cut off and maybe isolated for a while.

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