#6 Happy Birthday Rizz You Are Now A Sheath
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 175 minutes
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Get ready for a wild ride as The Rizzuto Show digs into some of the most bizarre headlines that’ll make you question reality. From a man who discovered a giant knife lodged in his chest after eight years to a woman who called the cops on herself after twisting her husband's junk to the point of popping - you can’t make this stuff up! Grab your headphones and go for a spin with us, as Rizz gets ready for a big birthday weekend!
Show Notes:
- St. Louis says goodbye to alley recycling, starting now
- F-15 Ride-Along Passenger Accidentally Ejects While On The Ground
- Christian Group Raising Money to Destroy 'Demonic' Lababu Doll
- Man complains of sore nipple only for docs to find giant KNIFE had been lodged in his chest for eight years
- Man left bloody as wife twists testicles in bed then calls the cops on herself
- “More failure”: This teacher is translating bad Chinese tattoos and everyone’s losing it
- Man Blows Off Own Arm With Grenade Trying To Stop Car Thieves In Florence
- Ex-Letter Carrier from South Bay Pleads Guilty to Stealing Mail
- 2 teens arrested after allegedly taking R subway train in Queens for joyride
- Naked man caught near Norfolk with drugs and stolen motorcycle
- Oklahoma Man Gets ‘Mopped’ By Strip Club Janitor
- Man caught in Grand Island park bathroom with meth and exposed genitals
- Lynnwood police say DoorDash driver on meth crashed car into tree before setting it on fire
- Couple in car romp die when shaking vehicle plummets hundreds of feet off remote cliff in Brazil
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| 1:01.1 | veruto Hey! |
| 1:10.8 | Hey! |
| 1:13.6 | Oh, come aliquim. |
| 1:16.2 | A Hawaiian shirt day. |
| 1:17.8 | National. |
| 1:19.0 | National Hawaiian shirt day. |
| 1:20.3 | We blew it. |
| 1:20.9 | Don't forget it. |
| 1:21.5 | I laid one out and totally forgot. |
| 1:24.5 | Who is sad? |
| 1:25.3 | Or even doing a thing here at the office. |
| 1:27.6 | I know. It's upsetting. I have a new one. And there doing a thing here at the office. I know. |
| 1:28.3 | It's upsetting. |
| 1:28.9 | I have a new one. And there's like signs all over the place. Like, hey, don't forget, guys. Hawaiian shirt day, Friday. Friday, August 15th, Hawaiian shirt day. This is going to be ice cream at noon. Hawaiian shirt day. Hawaiian shirt day. We all forgot our Hawaiian shirts. Damn it. we're not participators. |
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