What up y'all? Welcome to the show.

I saw this on the internet. I'm Kev on stage.

Patrick Cloud to hear more at Lulu Gonzalez.

This show is where we talk about random things with my comedian friends.

Today's first topic.

And also, you can submit topics to the internet.

I kept on stage.

Either random stories that are not trending or pick your poisons that we do at the end of the episode.

Today's first story.

Florida woman, I think it's Florida woman.

Oh, it is Florida woman.

Florida woman shoplifts sex toy and uses it in the store.

Can you read that like a humor?

Florida woman shoplifts sex toy.

Use it into the police thing.

Where did she store it at?

Well, that's what I was about to say.

I'm going to read it to you guys.

Florida woman stole a sex toy and took off all her clothes

and started using it while in the store,

in the middle of the store.

According to the four police

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