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Ghostrunners

6 - Brad is married and Jake is not

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jake might be pregnant, Donald Trump stops by again, and Brad makes a lot of predictions concerning Jake's future wife. Also a new record high for references to The Office in this episode. Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right?

0:01.0

You ready to start?

0:02.0

Uh, yeah.

0:03.0

All right.

0:04.0

Let's do this.

0:06.0

Uh, episode six, right?

0:08.0

Episode six? Oh yeah.

0:10.0

Yeah, we uh, we got to get going here.

0:12.0

It's after 10 p.m. I'm just reaching like the peak of my day like I'm at prime performance right now and Brad is ready for bed.

0:18.0

I have just become more and more like an old man every day. I mean, especially like the last year I've tried to get in better habits of like waking up earlier and going to bed later

0:28.1

But you and I both are now trying to go to bed later and wake up earlier? I'm sorry getting to bed earlier. Yeah. What's that office quote?

0:36.0

I'm a night off and I'm an early bird so I was he say so I'm wise and I have worms oh yeah that's it so I'm wise and I have

0:45.7

worms so no but I've been trying to get up earlier for some I sometimes I just have to do it out of

0:52.1

you know necessity because I have things to do or whatever like I did this morning

0:55.8

But just like you Jake my tendency is to sleep or to stay up really late and do stuff late at night where I'm not distracted by anybody else and I get lots of stuff done

1:07.4

But sometimes it's a vicious cycle if I stay up late but also have to get up early. So that's the case right now. So I'm very

1:15.0

tired so if I you know don't respond to something because I'm asleep. You better not fall

1:20.4

asleep on the pod. That'd be a bad indication.

1:24.0

If the person tried to create the pod is falling asleep, that's not a good sign.

1:28.0

It's not good.

1:29.0

The people listening are definitely not asleep.

1:30.0

I will not fall asleep, I promise.

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