My secret is that when I was in camp one summer, I think the summer going to

first grade from kindergarten. I lost a pair of underwear and during an assembly

when they were giving announcements, camp announcements, they held up the

lost and found and one of the items was my underwear, my pair of panties. They

held up in front of everyone in camp and I was too embarrassed to claim them.

I'm Dan Hamm and I'm Dahlia Beta.

Where your hosts as we navigate the deep waters of humanity.

And listen to the stories no one ever tells.

You were entering the secret room.

Yeah, so this happened last week on the podcast.

Well, does your dad or mom have any secrets?

Uh, okay, um, I don't know. I guess they're secrets. Um, so I could go ask.

Yeah. I'm gonna go take this challenge.

I'm gonna go to my mom and I'm gonna say mom. Tell me a secret for the podcast.

Does she listen? I sounded excited, right? After all, Dahlia's father revealed that he was a bad

ass. He sold pot to the beach. He's in the 70s. So cool. But later, the reality of asking my mom

for a secret started to sink in. What was I in for? She wasn't in Tokyo in the 70s.

So I knew she couldn't have been Dahlia's dad's drug mule. What if something got out of the bottle

I could never put back in? I felt I might be on dangerous ground.

Hey, Dahlia, it's been. Hi, Ben. How's it going?

Well, I'm about to call my mom to get a secret for the podcast, but I'm a little bit nervous.

And I'm worried that she might tell me a secret that I don't want to hear. Why?

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