Hello, this is Jeffrey, and I'm popping in here to tell you about the wonderful fiction podcast, The Amelia Project.

Have you ever daydreamed about disappearing and starting over?

What if there was a company that provided that service?

That's the premise of the comedy fiction podcast, The Amelia Project.

It's a show about a secret death-faking agency. In each episode,

you hear a new client being interviewed and the dilemmas that bring them to the death-faking agency

are in turn funny, thought-provoking, or downright surreal. I think if I was going to fake my own

death, I'd probably go with something like

lost in the mountains, you know, hiking or mountaineering or something like that, just disappearing

into thin air. Anyway, the show is unique and tackles philosophical questions and impossible dilemmas with a lightness of touch, always making you laugh.

Since it's a series with an overarching plot, we recommend you start with episode one, and you'll soon be hooked on this weird, funny, mysterious, and exciting show.

You can find the Amelia Project wherever you listen to podcasts.

Please go check it out.

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