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Decide to be married day

Getting married is similar to going out to eat with friends. It says here

You place your order and then you wish you'd ordered what the other person has

Oh, this might be the sign you've been looking for. I think it really feels like it isn't

This day could be your time. So get ready to pop the question whether you're planning a massive flash mob which

Kind of hope you are. What is that? Just a bar of letters and words? Like none of that makes sense. It's so stupid

It's I you know, I reject this utterly

Just keep going. I want to hear the rest now

As if he didn't know what it says. I know he wrote it

It's so stupid. I know you wish I said, but why is it decided to be married like this?

It's just is this like except that you're married except that you've

You've made a decision for all single people. Maybe it's a day to decide not to be married. Yeah. How about that?

Especially with that being said the whole place your order than you wish you had ordered

Oh my god. Well, you know, listen when you get married you are

For the foreseeable future stuck with that person. That is it

Why do you need to get married? I don't know. I'm married. Yeah, I don't know why I needed to get married

It did feel like the thing to do you decided to do it

Yeah, I was actively pursuing it. Yeah, she made him do it. What are we just hanging around? What is this? Yeah, what's going on here? We lived together

I'm gonna get married or what?

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