These transgenders, these want me dead.

I've gone too far, I've said too much, and I gotta tell you, I'm very worried about it.

I'm not even joking.

Every time I come out on stage, I'll be scared.

And we're looking around the crowd, searching for knuckles and Adam's apples to see what the threats might be coming from.

Looking for Adam's apples and the crowd, is that Dave Chappelle?

You know, he gets in big trouble because he does comedy, remember comedy?

As Rick from Ottawa was saying, the left kills comedy, they murdered comedy.

I was talking to somebody about this a couple days ago, oh the woman cutting my hair.

Oh, incidentally, is on the LGBTQ, just by the way, she's been cutting my hair for like 20 years.

And all of that, we were talking about how the left has murdered comedy.

It's not a good thing, that's all.

But they do a lot of things unintentionally, that turn out to be pretty funny.

For example, the Washington Nationals baseball team put out a press release yesterday.

And the press release reads, now you remember when the Democrats lost the House of Representatives and Nancy Pelosi decided to stay on.

I said, the news media will declare her to be speaker emeritus.

And I said, you know, it sounds like a joke, but I'm not joking.

They will dub Nancy Pelosi as speaker emeritus, no longer speaker of the House,

but they will bestow her this honorary title.

Nancy Pelosi will remain in sort of an emeritus role here.

She could stay in Congress and just leave leadership.

And that would mean that she's still physically here as an emeritus role.

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