Discover the new Laugh Out Loud Memoir from Daisy May Cooper, hexy bitch.

It's like Scooby-Doo meets Mystic Meg via a portal to the afterlife in the back room of an Oxfordshire pub.

Containing stories that will make your hair stand on end and some that will make you do a bit of a wee with laughter, it's time to embrace the eerie.

Welcome in the weird and celebrate the spiritual.

The audiobook of Hexie Bich, read by me, Daisy May Cooper, is out now.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Without Sin, written by Matt Butcher, narrated by Ian McEwan.

Tonight I'm to become a man.

I'm not buying my first porno mag or smoking my first cigarette or anything like that.

We're not like that on the farm.

We're not like those Philistines that dwell in the present-day Gamora, as Father would say.

Father, he runs things on the farm.

He keeps us in check with the rules sit in scripture, makes sure we have a good harvest each

autumn, and gives anyone who steps out of line a good

thrashing. He doesn't like hurting us. He does it because he loves us. He wants us to get into

the promised land. We're his flock, his children, all 205 of us.

There's a firm wrapping on my door.

Without words, I open it, allowing the moonlight to flood in and bathe my pasty skin in its pure white glow.

Are you ready, Gibb?

A silhouetted figure asks from the gloom outside. It's father, here to fetch me

for the right through which I will transcend to adulthood. Of course, father, I reply, nodding enthusiastically.

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