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Former President Trump was found guilty last week on 34 counts of falsifying business records and

faces up to four years in jail in a $5,000 fine.

And I think I speak for all of us when I say you can wave the fine.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's all I have to say.

Hunter Biden must go to prison.

Senator Bob Menendez must go to prison.

Gotta go to prison.

These are the new rules I'm just playing by the rules as they've been laid down by the Democrat Party.

Seems only fair.

Only fair.

Yeah, Joe Biden gonna sign an executive order today,

which he said he couldn't possibly do because it would have no effect,

and it was all the Republican's fault.

He was lying, of course, and the media were lying with him, giving him a tongue bath.

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