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Here's a cute little story from Upworthy.com.

How about a social media influencer?

And what she does when she doesn't want a second date.

Oh.

TikToker Joe Brunza has mastered the art of painlessly getting out of a second date by making them reject her.

What she do fart on them or something like that?

Here's how she does it.

What she does is she rants about the moon.

Rance about the what?

Moon?

Moon.

Like, do you think it's a mile away like nick thinks

sometimes it looks pretty close it does according to her now Nick thought the moon was a

mile away one time the celestial object does not exist at all but that would back up

Nick's belief that you can't breathe at a mile high if you're on

the moon.

Yeah, good point.

And the moon's a mile high.

All comes together.

There is some logic that tracks there.

I'm a firm believer in the flat moon.

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