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Somebody says a picture since we're talking about mudslides of the cut water, banana mudslide.

It's 540 calories.

I looked this up.

And they're ready to drink cocktails, 13% ABV. It's a pretty good buzz there.

A single can also has 38 carbs,

38 grams of carbs,

14 grams of fat,

and 32 grams of sugar.

You're not going to stop at one mudslide, are you?

No, so it sounds like two of those are dinner.

Vodka and coffee cream liqueur. Is that like a collua? And banana liqueur. Yeah. Natural. Which is it a rich dessert-like profile. That's a thick drink there, man. Yeah, they look good. I don't think I've ever ordered a mudslide. They take a sip off off. They will make you piss the tent. Oh, so you drank? Specifically, the TGI Friday's mudslides. How many did you have, man? Oh, I don't know. Think about that. Were they cans? No, they come in a bottle. I'm pretty sure I drank most of the bottle, if not all of it. That had to be more than 540 calories in. Oh, I'm sure. Of course, when you're drinking, not worried about calories unless you're drinking a bunch of stupid. No, I recall not being worried about much. Yeah. The night I was drinking mudslides. Was that the last day of your trip or the last night?

You have to sleep. You have to piss the tent and then sleep at it again that night? No, because it was a nice sunny day the next day. So, you know, you hose the sleeping bag off. Oh, man. You take the towels down to the river. Tyrol has you ever pissed your tent? You guys camp sometimes, right? You get the towels wet and you clean up the little spot in your tent and then you just let everything dry out. I personally have never pissed in a tent, but I know people who have. Oh, you know. Todd. Todd. We all know somebody who has. I know other people who know other people other people but yeah if you're

pissed the tent give me a call and i'll tell you how you can recover from everybody wants to sleep

downhill in the tent you know i've got a class is that a proud moment when you're hosing off the

sleeping bag and hanging everything up to dry well the fact that you could adapt you could take some

pride in that that you've handled the You could take some pride in that.

That you've handled the situation. No, I would have pissed the tent. But a bear came in like you guys had that problem that one time. Then I would have pushed the 10. Oh, yeah. By the way, there's a video. They were showing in the nightly news last night of those bears, a couple of those bears that attacked people in Japan. but now there's like 14 people been killed this year but this is the one where you mentioned you we brought up yesterday in the story time

One of the bears comes around the corner and it almost is comical because he grabs a dude and he's kind of like the way he's grabbing him he's like behind him going yeah huh he's like humping on the back and then he just runs away it's almost like he just ran up a hump the guy ran urban situation yeah it's urban totally urban oh they no kids in Fukushima remember we're outside the plant they were in a city right in the Fukushima area right and the video they show the nightly news the bear comes running around the corner grabs the guy but he's kind of on his back like

you know just humping him and then just runs away the guy falls down i can't tell him he's hurt or not

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