You're gonna kill me. You don't have no black cats. No Roman candles or screaming

me amies. No. Come on man. You don't have no lady fingers, fuzz buttocks,

snicker bumps, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-doodies,

you guys are crap flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there owning a firework

stand and tell me you don't have no whistling bongholes, no splines, blitters,

whisker biscuits, honky-liders, whose craddeus, whose craddeons, cherubombs,

nips and daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling

kitty chaser? No. Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. That's right. That's

what I'm giving from my kids, Whistland Kitty chasers. Go into the firework stand this weekend.

You got to go with the scooter stick. Yeah. Oh, clearly. It's worth the extra dollar. Trust us.

So please welcome back to the Armstrong and Getty show, always welcome guest,

Christina Sandifer, executive vice president at the Goldwater Institute also develops

policies and litigates cases, advancing healthcare freedom, free enterprise private

property rights, free speech and taxpayer rights. And is the co-author with Tim of the book

Cornerstone Liberty, private property rights in 21st century America, which is well worth

a read. Christina Sandifer, hey, Christina, how are you? Hey, guys, good. Thanks for having

me. That's our pleasure. So tell us about this super exciting case you're working on.

Oh, my gosh. So you will not believe this. The city of Pacific Grove, California, which

is in Monterey County, literally raffling off people's property rights. Do tell.

So you know, it's a coastal, your starting days, beautiful coastal town, popular place

for people to visit. So sometimes people rent out their homes, their rooms and their homes

to overnight guests. Sometimes they use Airbnb or home away online platforms. And you know,

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