So, with the handle of this story in one of two ways, we can go with the, oh my god,

making appropriate jokes, etc. or you can be all serious about it.

You wanna be all serious about it and take all the fun out of it, but I mean, my way

of life sent me this headline and she said, is this real or is this from the onion?

She hit me with this headline.

Oregon man sent a psychiatric, or a good typo.

Oregon man, let me have a drink at coffee.

See if that helps.

Close relative of Florida man apparently is Will soon here.

Oregon man sent to psychiatric hospital for beheading mother.

Oh, you think?

That'll do it.

So I wanted to have missed this story.

So I googled to see if it was real and it's a real story.

It was the result yesterday.

The guy was sentenced.

It happened a year ago on Mother's Day.

This dude, that's unfortunate.

Yeah, this dude beheaded his mom, then carried her head into the local grocery store.

Well, firstly drove into town because they're country folk.

Drove into town, carries mom's head into the grocery store and then goes to stabbing

on some people there.

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