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Okay everyone, welcome.

This sport group is for people who are so woke

that they are finding it impossible to have any fun at all.

We have somebody new with us this week, so would you like to introduce yourself?

Hi, I'm Oscar.

I think like a lot of you guys, for me, have started with the little things.

Saying it online petition, going into a march.

I mean, before I knew I was writing to the Guardian about LGBT representation

in the Harry Potter books.

Which is shocking, by the way.

All right, Lily. We've all read your blog.

Don't worry, Oscar. You've come to the right place.

All of the young people in this room are ruining their lives by being overly virtuous.

That's actually a microaggression to say young people,

because it carries some conscious bias towards the elderly.

Actually, what you're doing is denying agency to the elderly, which is arguably much worse.

This is what I'm talking about. You see, it's a slippery slope.

One minute you're carrying a reusable water bottle, fine.

And the next minute you're arguing that water is racist.

Oh my god, it's water-racist?

No, no, it's just an example.

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