Keep with the vomit theme, a traveler who suffered an explosive bout of gastronitis on a flight has publicly apologized to his fellow pastors for creating a stink and vomiting on a woman.

The man flying from Batic Airlines from Jakarta to Perth on Sunday said he began to feel sick after eating dragon fruit.

What's dragon fruit, Todd?

I've had dragon fruit and I don't think it's all that good.

At his hotel before boarding a flight for four-hour flight, by the way.

I'm sorry for the stink.

My diarrhea was dreadful, but I managed to get to the toilet on time each time.

Thank you for understanding and kindness.

This is on Reddit, right?

Yeah, he posted this up on Reddit as like an open apology.

His version of, at least I made it to the library.

Thank you for the understanding.

Well, that gets worse so.

Thank you for understanding and kindness by giving me some meds.

I don't know what that is.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

I was terribly embarrassed.

Thank to the man sitting next to me in the opposite aisle's seat for being understanding.

And I'm sorry to the lady I was sitting next to you.

I vomited all over you.

I missed the vomit bag.

Yeah, basically, dude is having stomach flu.

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