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Maybe most important, I've committed that by 2020 we will have conserved 30% of all the lands

and waters the United States has jurisdiction over and simultaneous reduced emissions to blunt

climate impact.

Ah, that's right, that's the President of the United States, and that ought to happen by

when, Michael, by 2020, and that would happen real soon, real soon, by 2020.

The President of the United States doesn't know what decade it is.

He is not a smart man, and his brain, she's a broke, she's a no good, that brain of his.

You got to throw away that brain, get a new brain, she's a no good.

Well happy Tuesday to you, and welcome, aren't you glad you didn't spend a half million

dollars with your best girl to go on that submarine trip to the Titanic, because that'd

be kind of a bummer right about now, wouldn't it, you know, if you think, and boy, that anybody

bring a Snickers bar because I'm kind of hungry, getting a little hungry down here.

I don't mean to make fun, it is a crazy story, a wild story, and I've got some stories

of my own to share with you.

I mentioned yesterday, actually, on this very, a radio broadcast, this, this, that I had

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