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Do you have a link to these names where you can plug your name in?

A lot of people.

Yeah, I can post it up.

The average age of their name.

We can't spend all day answering those questions, but we can put a link up. It doesn't have everything, but it has a pretty comprehensive list. Jim Sucks came in here and said his grandfather was named Guido. Guido sucks. Guido not on the list. Did not make the list. I know. What about pancake? Yeah.

Guido probably makes the list in Italy, but these are all the names in the U.S.

Right.

They're all based in the U.S.

But Grito became kind of a slur, but that must have been because it was just everybody

in Italy was probably named Grito all on one point.

Everybody.

Yeah.

So I saw this cool video. It was Bryce Harper, and he takes the toothpaste, and he deposits it directly in his mouth. He's taking too much crap, man. I think he's taking the appropriate amount of crap. I didn't hold a price. After that. You think Bryce is cool, Nick. Proceed to our brushes teeth.

So I tried that the past couple of mornings, and the amount of time I saved is incredible. Thank you, Todd. I don't know what to do with myself in the morning. You got extra time, don't you? It's like I better take on an extra project. Passed bus. I was there like at 4 o'clock this morning. He beat me. It took so little time for me to brush my teeth using this new skip-a-step method. Well, you guys claim it's not a step clip, but it is just a time-saber for sure. It's not. It's time. No, we're all spending that time putting it out of the tube one time. No, no, you're putting it down on the toothbrush and you're reaching the toothbrush up. I'm already there. You're already reaching the toothbrush to your mouth. It's already there. You just walk around with a toothbrush in your mouth? Yeah, you have to reach the toothbrush to your mouth at one point or another. You're just flip-flopping the steps. This is insane. I think we actually need to like draw a chart up. We do. We got to get a picture of Tyler with two fists by his mouth. One of the greatest athletes out there does what I do. But he doesn't claim that he's skipping a step. I'm a good company. Even Bryce Harper's not bad. Has he spoke out about this at all? Good for him, though. I bet he showed it. Why would he show this? because it's, well, on this show, it's normal, because I do it, you know.

That's not true. He ain't the only one that's ever done that. It's me, you know. Yeah, it's for psychopass. Now, people that grow up watching him as a Philly fans are all going to start doing this, you know. I'm guessing Guido sucks, Jim.

He's a big Philly fan.

He's probably starting to do it this way now. So here's where a name is... The most disturbing thing that he did was, like, lick the top of the tube. He, like, that's got to collect germs. It's only his toothpaste. Yeah, but that can't be helpful. It probably doesn't share the tube.

Well, yeah, but like if you're going to brush your teeth, your mouth's not clean.

That's all I got.

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