This is producer Eleanor, and I want to tell you about a twisting and turning weekly horror science fiction podcast called Woebegone.

Woebegone follows Mike Walters, who discovers a mysterious and violent online game.

He starts exploring this alternate reality game with real life consequences, but that quickly becomes a search for the technology

that makes the game possible. It's an exploration of power, the limitations of linear time,

and what it means to be an individual. Listen to Woe Begone wherever you get your podcasts.

That is Woe, W-O-E, period, begone, B-E-G-O-N-E.

And you can mind lots more info, transcripts, and episodes all at their website,

woe-begonepod.com.

So please go find Woe Begone on your local podcatcher of choice.

Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, Heart Life.

These stories are true dramatizations from our Fair City's glorious history.

So listen and remember.

Heart life, all the life you'll ever need.

I don't want to feel dear.

I don't want interesting sound good. That is an interesting sound. Daniels, this may be important.

When was the last time the sump pumps were checked?

The waters are coming, dear listener, a great flood, the likes of which no one, not even the glorious founders could have predicted.

Our story today depicts the events of that tragic day,

but remember, dear listener, to shun the apostates who claim it was the result of a change in our climate.

The rain that fell was the result of circumstances that coincide once in a millennium.

And only alarmists and charlatans believe otherwise.

Any such individuals may be reported to your local street safe office for pickup and disposal.

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