On the email, he's a frequent contributor. He's never sent a picture before, but he has a huge beard,

big long beard. Good for him, man. Goes out of the frame. My beard was 18 inches long until I

recently cut five inches off. I heard the dirty beard thing about 10 years ago. Began washing it

daily. It's a pain in the ass and takes about 15 minutes of work every day. Washing, conditioning,

application of beard oil.

Yeah.

I used to blow dry it until two days ago where my hair dryer started throwing flaming balls in my face.

That's bad.

Also, I chuck my beard into my shirt when I eat.

Let's see this legend.

Probably not a bad idea.

It's a big, it's a nice beard, man.

It's past his chest.

That is wild.

Yeah.

That's like the Ulysses.

That looks like one of those like weird green trees.

It does look like a civil war beard, doesn't it?

It's like a civil war beard, right?

If I had a beard like that at the baseball game last night.

I'd hide a gun in that.

What did you eat last night. I'd hide a gun in that. What'd you eat last night? A bag of peanuts at the baseball game.

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