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It is National Masturbate with Vegetables Day.

Really?

Oh, no, it said, just eat your vegetables.

Oh, that makes sense.

I made that up, but many do masturbate with vegetables.

Cucumbars usually push tells me that, yeah.

Well, the eggplant is the standard emoji for a penis

i imagine the zucchini would work as well yeah if dudes wanted to use that and like not in

like not inserted anywhere what would you have to hollow something out or well the melon is what

you hear the right it's what you hear right or the pie oh yeah? It's what you hear. Right. Or the pie.

Oh, yeah, the American pie.

Can you hollow out an eggplant, warm it up a little bit?

I think how big the eggplant is.

What do you got going on this afternoon, Nick?

Find out.

How big your wiener is, you know.

And don't leave it around once you're done.

Keep going, man.

That eggplant was good.

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