Colleen's with us. Hi, Carl. Good to see you. Hi, Colleen. Sorry. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. Headphones on so she can hear it. John Heffron is with us. She's a Funnybone. There's two shows tonight and two tomorrow. Right. Homehall.com.

Make sure you go to the right website. I've got so many people who are buying tickets on the wrong website and they just don't work.

Oh, man.

Because often they're made multiple copies of.

Oh, that how it works?

People are scamming?

Yes.

Yeah, I've had people at other,

and it happens for like, you know,

a go-kart place.

It's not just big venues where people go, yeah, we finally got to sell you, but tickets were a little pricey, you know, $60 a ticket. That's a little high. I'm like, I'm not $60 a ticket. That's what we paid. No, you didn't. Or not from this club, you know. Wow. Oh, yeah. And then they show up and if it's sold out, Colleen, you have to turn them away, right?

Absolutely. Yeah. That's not. They're fake tickets, right. Yeah. John, you don't walk anybody anymore. Do you? Do I walk? I did. I did last. I walked somebody recently. I walked, but my, I always have people. You don't swear, you're funny as hell, but you don't swear.

You don't do politics.

Have you walked somebody?

I always have people. You don't swear. You're funny as hell, but you don't swear. You don't do politics. Have you walked somebody? I always assume just because, you know, my ego, I can't handle that somebody didn't like being left. So I'm like, oh, somebody died in their family. They just got the text. Yeah. They just got the text. So somebody dies on every, every show, huh?

Yeah, their neighborhood smells like gas, so they're rushing home to get the tax.

That would be the only good reasons.

That's funny.

Was there a time when you took great pride in walking people?

No.

I'm such a blue collar people pleaser that I don't like some

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