6.06 Lactose Intolerant
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Well folks, we're finally here: episode 606, Lactose Intolerant. Educator, artist, writer and self-described "Professional Black Transgender Person." John Bellamy joins us for this wild ride of an episode which includes a Willy Wonka themed baby shower for a very unhappy Max, Kelly and Bette shaking it but not baking it, Tina using a phone in New York, Tasha and Alice boning while Jamie's in the shower and Jenny getting Shane a photo studio to develop the one photograph she has taken in her life!! It's really bad you guys, oompa loompa loompa-dee-do.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's me, Lauren, the editor and producer of this here podcast. |
| 0:06.9 | I'm here with just a quick note at the top of the episode to let you know that we had a couple technical difficulties whilst recording. |
| 0:16.2 | Our special guest, John, is such a delight, and it is with great sadness that I have to tell you |
| 0:21.3 | that you might hear some glitching from the Zoom call we had in a couple spots of the episode. |
| 0:27.0 | A casual reminder, we do post transcripts of every episode over on autostraddle.com. |
| 0:32.4 | If there is a bit of inaudible dialogue that you're just dying to decipher, we do have a verbatim transcript |
| 0:37.8 | available. All of this is to say that even with a slight technical glitch, this is a hilarious |
| 0:42.7 | episode about a very shitty episode of television, and I'm sure you all are going to love it. All right, |
| 0:49.5 | let's get into this episode. |
| 1:01.9 | Topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 1:05.1 | This is the way. |
| 1:07.4 | It's the way that we live. |
| 1:10.8 | It's the way that we live. It's the way that we live. And this is Carly. And this is to Ellen back, a podcast that you're listening to right now. |
| 1:36.1 | Yeah, and we're recording it right now. But these are all actually complete two different, |
| 1:40.3 | completely different times. When you think about it, what is time? It's like time doesn't exist. |
| 1:44.1 | And I think that that's something really important to our lives currently and also to this |
| 1:48.3 | show that was made many years ago. Yeah, this is a show about time. This is a show that has decided |
| 1:54.2 | to air this episode in the past. And now we have to talk about it. We had to watch it. And now we have to talk about it. |
| 2:03.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 2:03.9 | Yeah. So everyone give us a big round of applause. |
| 2:05.5 | Yeah, first of all, we're all really brave. |
| 2:07.8 | I'm patting myself on the back. |
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