#6.02. Could You Cast Friends on Me
Dragon Friends
Dave Harmon
4.9 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dragon Friends is of course the show where we used to say that we took a bunch of comedians who've never played Dungeons and Dragons. |
| 0:06.0 | We got them to play Dungeons and Dragons. Now we take a bunch of comedians who we have forced to play Dungeons and Dragons for five years and we keep making them play until they die. |
| 0:16.0 | Where's best on? He was training in a jungle, Bobby pancakes, he was running with the wolves, where was |
| 0:22.0 | fields, learning to read from a talking dog, yeah. |
| 0:26.6 | Way back, though. |
| 0:27.6 | He runs his poppers company, dark ones, truss, a very naughty man, finally together, the |
| 0:33.6 | light of a hope we call the Dragon Frown. |
| 0:40.3 | It has been three years again. |
| 0:44.3 | What? |
| 0:45.3 | What? |
| 0:46.3 | No. |
| 0:47.3 | So six years now. |
| 0:48.3 | From the perspective of the simple, humble hamlet of Daggetford, |
| 0:51.3 | a small trading community on the shadow of the River |
| 0:54.9 | D'Limbier, a small river unsuitable for maritime practice on the sword coast. |
| 1:07.0 | In that time, Dagafid has suffered, it is true under the hands of the tyrant, |
| 1:21.1 | Pomblemus LeCroix, interim, administrator of this region working in the name of its familial landlord, |
| 1:25.4 | that despicable Count Strad von Zarovich, |
| 1:29.6 | the people have suffered in the silver mines of the sword kills, |
| 1:35.3 | toiling for time without end for a war that they cannot begin to comprehend that is coming. |
| 1:39.8 | And that land has suffered, and it has been without heroes, but perhaps this changes now for clattering along the banks of the road next to the river. |
| 1:49.0 | The road banks. |
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