Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks

FC podcast. Hello, R Rank Squad and welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite intercontinental football podcast.

My name is Jack Collins and I'll be your host today and joining me across the water.

It's the one and only Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

I'm better than you,

mate. I know that much. I've just been watching England beat Serbia 5-0. What have you been doing?

I've been watching the Republic of Ireland lose 2-1 in your event to Armenia. It's been incredibly

depressing if I'm on it. So I'll leave you on the international front.

Yeah, no, I'm not going to gloat, mate.

We're expected to beat Serbia 5-0, so it's totally fine.

You've just made a wrong decision, mate.

You're like, you know, I've said to you many times.

You could have chosen England, and you chose this way of life.

So, you know, the Fulham Island decisions continue to haunt you.

Without being funny, you could have chosen Manchester United. Your father was a Manchester United

fan and you chose Fulham. So, you know, you can understand where these things are coming from.

The thing is, Fulham are actually better than Man United now, so it's kind of heading in my direction. To be fair, in 1994, the Republic of Ireland, when I was born, that's true. That's true. In England, so. There wasn't a lot in it, that's for sure. Yeah, you actually beat us. Yeah. All right. We were at that World Cup. You weren't. So, you know. I mean, I was one, so I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, a lot of changes, eh?

That, that, were at that World Cup. You weren't. So, you know. I mean, I was won, so I had nothing to do with it.

Yeah, a lot of changes, eh?

That US World Cup, you were there and we were not.

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