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Boars, Gore, and Swords

5x01: Can I Drink Myself To Death?

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Humor, Tv & Film, Of, Song, Ice, Red, Recap, A, Comedy, Game, Dinklage, Scott, Ivan, Asoiaf, Hbo, Westworld, Peter, Hernandez, Fire, Thrones, And

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

“The Wars to Come”, the Season 5 premiere of HBO’s “Game of Thrones”. Lydia Popovich joins Ivan and Red to discuss aliens helping to build the pyramids of Mereen, the importance of leash laws, surprising similarities between teenage Cersei Lannister and Kimmy Schmidt’s Xanthippe Lannister Vorhees, Game of Thrones’s turn toward Scientology, Varys and Tyrion to get the band together, and Deanerys’s deep need for Cesar Milan.

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he will not stop eating toddlers it is a real issue and I'm like how many more sad sheep herders can one person deal with moving buildings, flying,

0:15.0

flying, new things,

0:18.0

the river crossing.

0:19.0

Oh no!

0:21.0

Over the sea!

0:24.0

Horses over the sea!

0:27.0

Game of Thrones game!

0:28.0

Both Thrones game!

0:30.0

Sean Bean dies.

0:31.0

I'm Red Scott, and I'm Ivan Hernandez. This is Boers-Gorn Swords. All

0:34.8

daredevil talk all the time. That's 13 episodes 13 hours of daredevil talk.

0:40.7

I'm willing to talk about anything that's not in the Marvel Universe.

0:43.0

Matt Murdoch, law, okay listen I wasn't I wasn't going to bring it up I'm ready to talk about it. Ben Affleck was great in that movie.

0:51.0

But what about Jennifer Garner's performance as a fan of

0:54.2

Evanessence? I forgot that she was in that and that Evanescence was involved.

0:58.2

Hey, how was Evanense? How was that involved?

1:01.4

Wake me up. Oh, was that involved

1:02.5

wake me up was that the theme yes

1:05.8

that's terrifying there was a very long sequence in that film

1:09.2

uh... a very long montage set to that's that's back when Marvel movies had Woody Allen level budgets.

1:14.0

It was just him in some rubber suit.

1:17.0

Yeah.

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