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The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

599 - The New York Oysters - part two

The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

All Things Comedy

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.818.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Gareth Reynolds and Dave Anthony examine the oysters of New York Harbor

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0:00.0

All right UK, I'm performing there right now. You should come see me. I right now will be in London on September 15th, Manchester in September 19th, booming on September 20th and Bristol, September 22nd.

0:15.0

Go to Gerrathornals.com for tickets and information. Join me, Garmy. Also listen to my new podcast called we're here to help with Jake Johnson. Go listen to that.

0:28.0

Back, like, like, like.

0:37.0

Okay, baby.

0:40.0

You're listening to the dollop. This is an American history podcast where each week I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to man.

0:57.0

Your best friend, Gerrath Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. However, this week I would say that I do know because we just talked about the oysters a bunch and now we're ready to go. You know what? I won't even say any that. Yeah.

1:11.0

When was the last time you ate an oyster?

1:15.0

Dave? I honestly have no clue. I don't know. 20 years, maybe like the first time I had one when I was like, oh, that shouldn't be a thing. Yeah, I've only had one in my life.

1:29.0

Yeah, I think I've probably had oysters maybe three, three times and each time it's been someone telling me my first experience was incorrect and I should try again.

1:40.0

All right. And then I go, no, no, I'm right. This is not for me. No, it's not good. I worry about people. No, my wife loves it. It's bad. She's arranged.

1:50.0

It's time. I mean, you've been saying for a while that it's time, you know, yeah, it's time. Yeah. And I think that this is kind of the much like the oysters. It's on the rocks. Yeah.

2:03.0

Well done, Greth.

2:06.0

Thank you. I'd like to buy an a Dave. I'm just going to jump in and tell people we have a fall tour.

2:14.0

We will be going in around the Midwest a little bit in October, Bloomington, October 7th, Chicago, October 10th, Milwaukee, October 11th, Madison, October 12th.

2:26.0

Saint Paul October 14th. Go to dolloppodcast.com. Click on the little tour link and you can join us. We'll have merch. Dave's having a course light. The beer of the dollop Nazi water.

2:39.0

We love the stuff. It's fantastic. We're in episode two and Dave's mustache is still the same creepy fog version of a mustache.

2:50.0

Good work. What are you drinking there, bud? You got a rocky coosie.

2:59.0

Man, you are dare I say this is what half of the country pictures when they think of a millionaire.

3:10.0

A drinking whatever you're drinking from a coosie that plays the rocky.

3:17.0

Some people live large. Other people don't. Congratulations. You found yourself. Well, everybody has to find their place.

3:24.0

I like you again. I like you. I like it for a while. I like you again.

3:30.0

1860 year of our Lord J. Town, the man who can watersky while wearing a halter top.

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