#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (unlocked)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country

AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.

We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. “You can’t make this sh*t up”

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:12.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:19.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that corner.
0:21.5	Stay tuned, guys.
0:22.4	We'll show you exactly what you're going to look like when they're going to go to business.
0:30.9	Oh, there in a bar.
0:31.9	It's scary.
0:37.2	And they're like, we can't do that.
0:39.6	And I was like, what do you mean?
0:41.2	They're like, yeah, if we would have this conversation Thursday instead of Friday, we
0:45.4	could have helped you out.
0:46.8	And I was like, but you were helping me out.
0:48.6	And then you stopped helping me out.
0:49.9	And now I need help again.
0:51.6	They're like, yeah.
0:52.8	And they're like, you can just call this, this company that they do bill forgiveness.
0:56.6	They help you out.
0:57.3	Right.
0:58.0	And so I call them and I'm like, hey, can you guys help me?
1:00.8	Like, dude, we have to mail you a physical thing.
1:03.3	You have to mail it back to us.
	...

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