Greetings to you, my sweet darling children of the earth. It's 2024 and you are living in the year of the wood dragon.

Wow, I've never even heard of wood dragons. I used to play D and D when I was a kid and there's all kinds of cool

dragons, green dragons, red dragons, blue dragons, chromatic dragons, but I don't remember a wood dragon. That is the best and worst kind of

dragon to be, because theoretically you can breathe fire, but you're made of wood.

What a better descriptor for the times we're in.

Here we are, completely interconnected, completely are completely merged with one another,

soon to be neurologically, and obviously all the other

the inhalation and exhalation of all the

farts of the world or microf you know what I mean the flat, you're

breathing flatulence wherever you go.

No one wants to think about it.

Probably shouldn't be spoken out loud, but that's just one of the ways that were.

And then you obviously you're breathing in other stuff too.

You're breathing in pollution.

You're breathing in those Kim trails that they're spraying on our cities.

You're breathing in your own B.O. I'm certainly doing that at

this very moment. And you're exhaling and the plants are breathing and

other people are breathing you're excellent.

You know what I'm getting out here?

I don't need to go on and on with my really bad understanding of ecology and

respiration.

But that's always freaked me out, you know, like,

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