Don't you dare tell me what to do. Don't you dare. I'm a vampire. You can't force me to listen to the Harlan Highway.

Or maybe you can. I feel like I'm on it already. But it's the middle of the day.

Hey everybody, it's the middle of the day.

Hey everybody, it's the Harlan Highway.

For some reason, there's a vampire here.

Yes, thank you very much.

Shut up.

What a show today.

Dr. Debbie Timer is here. She's going to be taking some calls

dishing out some of her life coaching experience. Always very helpful, helping

people mend and heal and put together their lives in a more orderly way

so they can function better. Great to have her here. We're going to have the

Harland Highway question of the day where we're going to be talking about pop machines.

Yeah, you know, you think you know where that's going.

Also a crazy, crazy news story, wait do you hear this one.

Let's just put it this way, it involves teeth,

lots and lots and lots of teeth. Yeah, this one is out of control. So it's a good show. We got a lot of things

going on and we thank you for being here. Also I'm going to announce my brand new fall comedy tour at the end of the show. I'm going to tell you all about it get get to the dates for it, and it's awesome stuff.

So sit back, put on your helmets, here we go, it's the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

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