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🗓️ 1 April 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Dad tech jokes; influencer grift & bamboozle brokers; ChatGPT oversight; returning to the office, hybrid models; Twitter source code leaked; poor William Shatner; Microsoft baking AI into next Windows, slips ads into Bing Chat; Google's Tree or Not AI; science creates new paint; that AI open letter; Disney ditches the Metaverse; Binance charged; Google violates order to save chats; the Menu; Bert Kreischer; Picard; the Bad Batch; Shrinking; Ted Lasso; new Star Trek shows; new music from the kids; Apple Music Classical; Analogue Pocket; Delphi Forums; Apple Pay Later; USA spyware ban; AI-enhanced scams; food poisoning; going down memory lane in old school arcades.
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IN THE NEWS
Twitter takes down source code leaked online, hunts for downloaders
Twitter source code was leaked on GitHub shortly after Musk’s layoff spree
Twitter source code leaker must be identified; launch of Verified Organizations
Elon Musk says Twitter will only show verified accounts on its algorithmic timeline
Microsoft to reportedly focus on security and AI in next version of Windows
That was fast! Microsoft slips ads into AI-powered Bing Chat
Google unveils AI-powered planning tools to help beat climate change's extreme heat
Scientists Create World's Lightest Paint: Just 3 Pounds Covers a Boeing 747
Tech leaders and AI experts demand a six-month pause on 'out-of-control' AI experiments
A misleading open letter about sci-fi AI dangers ignores the real risks
Italy orders ChatGPT blocked citing data protection concerns
Disney reportedly shuts down its metaverse division
Crypto giant Binance charged with violating US trading and derivatives laws
Google found to have violated order to save chat evidence in Epic antitrust case
MEDIA CANDY
MH370: The Plane That Disappeared
Netflix strikes last-minute deal to retain ‘Arrested Development’ streaming rights
'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' season 2 premieres June 15th
Paramount+ Orders Diverse, Teen-Focused ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Series
APPS & DOODADS
How to Play ROMs on the Analogue Pocket
Apple Pay Later is finally available in the US, but only with an invite
Apple Magic Trackpad - White Multi-Touch Surface
SECURITY HAH!
Biden administration bans federal agencies from using commercial spyware
The New Face of Fraud: FTC Sheds Light on AI-Enhanced Family Emergency Scams
CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS
In Memoriam – Gordon Moore, who put the more in “Moore’s Law”
In Memoriam: Gordon Moore, 1929 - 2023
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0:00.0 | Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason |
0:06.8 | DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame. |
0:16.6 | Welcome to Grumpy old geeks. I'm Jason DeFilippo and I'm Brian Schultmeister. |
0:20.9 | Jason, I found a joke for you. It's a very small genre of jokes. |
0:24.8 | It's a dad tech joke. Jesus, well, you're in the right place. |
0:28.6 | I know, I know. That's why I brought it here. Here we go. |
0:32.0 | I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered 64 K, 128 K, 256 K, 512 K and one megabyte. |
0:40.0 | That was a real trip down memory lane. Oh God. Come on. That's good. |
0:45.6 | No, it's not. That would bad. |
0:49.9 | I love it. My son doesn't get it. You would someday. Okay. |
0:54.5 | So I saw this article last night as I was I was finishing up the card, which I'm sure we'll get to later. |
1:02.0 | Yes. But I was I was scanning through during a commercial break because I don't mind not paying the extra |
1:07.9 | couple bucks for the Paramount Plus to get the commercials because that gives me an opportunity |
1:11.6 | to go refill wine or things like that. So I don't mind. |
1:15.4 | But I saw this and I thought about you and well, I and and the show because we've talked about this sort of thing |
1:21.0 | a long time. You know, it's the old adage. If you can't do it, teach, but it's more insidious than that. |
1:26.3 | It's something we've always talked about. It's it's people that jump on the gravy train early, right? |
1:31.6 | Yes. Something something will pop up and they manage to make a bunch of money doing it. |
1:36.1 | And then once everybody catches on to the gift and the bullshit, you can't make money doing it anymore. So what do you do, Jason? |
1:42.2 | You teach him how to gift. |
1:43.6 | You open up a store and teach him how to gift. |
1:46.2 | Yeah. Brian, that was episode one of this show. |
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