#595 - Nick DiPaolo

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2015

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Nick DiPaolo is a writer and stand up comedian. His latest special "Another Senseless Killing" is available now at http://www.nickdipaolo.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan
0:08.0	experience
0:11.0	by day Joe Rogan' Podcast by night all day.
0:14.0	Nicholas, me boy.
0:16.0	Joey boy.
0:17.0	We've known each other for many decades and now we're both wear reading glasses.
0:20.0	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:22.0	It's not fucking irritative. Fucking old men.
0:23.8	We can't see up close.
0:25.6	So sad.
0:26.4	Did you notice when you came in, I ripped mine off like you were abroad.
0:29.0	I'm like, ew!
0:30.0	It's like one of those things.
0:31.0	So what Joe does seem?
0:32.0	If someone calls, you know, and you're sleeping you always lie about it
0:36.8	And it's like what do you need those not and I don't need those I only do those for numbers
0:41.2	I'm in the restaurant I have the weight just holding the menu
0:43.5	she's 11 feet from my table so I can read. Yeah in low light conditions unless I have my
0:48.4	phone with the
0:54.1	flashlight you know so I can use I could read it if I have my but otherwise I don't what the fuck at the billas you need to step up to
0:56.2	by vocals so you can wear him all day long now be gonna I don't need him
0:59.7	past like my arm's length. That's right.
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