#595: Kojak Fever

Tell Em Steve-Dave

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.

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0:00.0	Literally they live like two miles over a river and I'm like fuck you fuck you for life you piece of
0:11.1	shit for life you piece of hip. I just got fucking water fucking under control I got a fucking
0:27.7	water fucking under control I got a fucking gone of milk
0:31.6	regiment too well do you want to Well do you want to be a
0:34.0	super centenarian? I do.
0:37.0	That's how we had all those pianos, man, the cloth diapers on the titty mill.
0:45.4	Tell him Steve, Dave.
0:52.4	Hello, and welcome to this week's edition. Tell him Steve Dave, Dave.
0:53.6	Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave Walt here, of course, and BQ.
1:00.0	Hello?
1:01.0	After braving the traffic of Staten Island in New Jersey, he finally got here after an hour and
1:05.8	ten minutes.
1:06.8	I can't, I can't fucking deal with anything anymore, man.
1:10.9	I'm at that part of the season where I'm just like I fuck it
1:13.7	yeah everything yeah so travel it didn't help yeah everybody's trying get us Staten Island
1:19.3	where they going apparently Jersey I don know. I'm used to that. Today's what? Thursday?
1:26.0	Thursday. Yeah in the summer. In the summer can't even attempt it on a Friday that
1:31.6	traffic that level of traffic starts at like 11 a.m.
1:34.8	But Thursdays, especially when it's in a warm out, it's usually a breeze.
1:38.8	Why is it so paramount that everybody get out of Staten Island when it gets warm? Well I don't think it's that everybody gets out of Staten Island when it gets warm.
1:43.0	Well, I don't think it's that everybody gets out of Staten Island.
1:45.0	So that Staten Island is if you're going to Jersey from all parts New York, you have to go through Staten Island.
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