594 - Lizzie Tabor - Live
The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 19.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Gareth Reynolds and Dave Anthony examine 1800's beauty Lizzie Tabor. Recorded live in Boulder, Colorado.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, sweet son of a bitch, is that better? |
| 0:04.0 | Ah, I was so lost without it. |
| 0:08.0 | Dave was so mad he left. |
| 0:10.0 | What the fuck is that, Baldur? |
| 0:14.0 | We wanted to come out on time, that's our choice. |
| 0:24.0 | We would rather retweet a picture of a possum |
| 0:28.0 | just now when a guy was like, get the fuck out here. |
| 0:32.0 | Quit tweeting possum pictures. |
| 0:36.0 | But you guys were in line to buy booze. |
| 0:38.0 | So what can we do? We wait. |
| 0:40.0 | That's what we do. |
| 0:42.0 | It's your fault. |
| 0:44.0 | Never our fault. |
| 0:46.0 | It's on you. |
| 0:48.0 | It's never our fault. |
| 0:50.0 | And if it's between Dave and I, it's never his fault. |
| 0:54.0 | So the pattern is clear. |
| 0:56.0 | Dave and I have prepared a hell of a story for you tonight. |
| 1:00.0 | You're going to love this one. |
| 1:02.0 | We work pretty hard. |
| 1:04.0 | And a lot of people, shut the fuck up. |
| 1:07.0 | A lot of people wonder if I ever know the subject. |
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