Oh Heavenly orders of hash, hash browns, heavenly, I'd like some hash browns, okay, what am I talk, what am I talking? Welcome to the Harlan Highway. What the hell was that?

Idiot.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. I am Harla Williams, your host and great to have you here everybody all you pavement pounders listening out there as you roll down the Harlan Highway

Get ready to have some laughs and be filled with merriment and mystical magic.

Yeah, guess what?

I had a magical moment.

They're very few in life, but I had a very, very beautiful magical moment that I'm going to hold on to for the rest of my life. I'm going to share that with you.

Oh my gosh, so exciting. We're also going to be talking about a premonition I had.

I had a premonition, it was a weird one,

and it came true about 30 seconds after I had it,

and I said it out loud to a bunch of people and everyone was like

creeped out. So we're going to tell you about that. I think we have a news, breaking news coming

up on the show. some kind of biological research, and then the

Harland Highway Question of the Day, hopefully you can clear it up for me.

It involves cars and wind and noises and that's what this whole podcast is made up of.

It's the Harland Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week before smoking. I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

I took the wrong week, quit drinking. I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway with Harlan Williams.

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