You're listening to the dollop on the y'all things comedy network. This is an

American history podcast where each week I

man who enjoys the light of lamps guy who likes hardwood floors man who's been

known to barbecue Dave Anthony reads a story from American history to man

Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about it's not

even gonna fight back anymore why not because it's just it's just I mean

just calling me man it's just not it's not cool it's just shitty it's wrong

did you have a pet hamster is it try I went I had ger I had gerbils I had a

gerbil a couple gerbils well was it one or two a couple gerbils consecutively or

together consecutively what happened to the first one they're not immortal dickhead

how long did it live the regular lifespan of a gerbil how long is that I don't

remember this is a long time ago why are you so defensive because I just don't

like where you're headed what do you mean where I'm headed Garrett you have

excuse me killing your father no you've admitted that number one there's no

number two number twos it's coming out of your mouth dickhead and called it

quote his jam pat you have I'm the fuck oh god Dave okay

Gary what is it for five and this is not gonna come to tickle you podcast yeah

this is like a five-part coefficient now hit him with the puppy you both

present sick arguments no sleep down hip-hop actually part I get it no I see

my friend

ladies and gentlemen if you're listening to this it means we are actively on

tour and the question is where are we right now well we will be in boys eat

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