591: The Secret Guardian of Hanford
The Confessionals
Merkel Media
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🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
It wasn't until one of his employees disclosed her own eerie encounter with this creature that James wholeheartedly dove into unraveling the mysteries surrounding these sightings. Now known as the Klickitat Ape Cat, James found himself down the path of researching and contemplating how this creature could exist if it indeed did. This path led him to the possible conclusion that this feline entity, with its ape-like face, might be the result of a scientific experiment unleashed by the Hanford facility.
While some might dismiss this notion as outlandish, history reveals that Hanford has previously released non-indigenous, giant predators into the wild around the facility. Could the Klickitat Ape Cat be a genetically mutated creation, conceived within the confines of a Hanford laboratory and subsequently unleashed upon the unsuspecting public? James goes into these intriguing possibilities in today's episode of "The Secret Guardian of Hanford."
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| 0:38.0 | This was all circulating around the base that a giant had been killed |
| 0:42.0 | but no one was supposed to talk about it. |
| 0:44.0 | I saw three long, bony fingers. |
| 0:48.0 | Reach up underneath the door, curl up to grab it and then disappear. |
| 0:55.0 | When he came over to me. |
| 0:58.0 | Dude, he slithered over to me. |
| 1:05.0 | And this giant comes out of the cave and they're all frozen. |
| 1:08.0 | And he starts running and firing up this giant. |
| 1:11.0 | With a giant move, he's got a spear in one hand and he's running really fast. |
| 1:17.0 | And spears. |
| 1:18.0 | Dan pulls him up like this. |
| 1:20.0 | Somebody else shoot him in the face, shoot him in the face. |
| 1:23.0 | They basically decapitate him. |
| 1:27.0 | I feel something pulling at my leg. |
| 1:30.0 | And I look over and there are two. |
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