You're listening to the dollop on the all things comedy network. This is an American

way to wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Buddy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is like our state. Wait, shut up, shut up.

Shut up, you babbling sack. Be quiet. That's what my mom called be quiet. Dave, Dave,

I just, I think it's actually this week, this week, you're listening to the

Pollot on the all things comedy network. This is a bi-weekly American history

podcast where sometimes I man-in-shoes guy with nails at the end of his fingers and toes.

That's true. Person excited for push-ups. Gareth Reynolds reads a story from American history

to my grandpa. I am. Yes, your grandfather. David Anthony Reynolds. We have been family for as long

as I can remember. That's right, Papa. You came from my loins. Thank you, Poppy. And a lot of it

got on the couch. Did you say your part yet? The story I've never heard or whatever. Good stuff,

but it's like a well-oiled machine. You know what? Sometimes grandpa doesn't remember things.

Yeah, no, I've noticed. And I don't know a lot of lapses. I don't know what we're doing.

Yep. So I'm going to read you a story. Okay. And you're going to sit there and you're going to like it.

Okay. I mean, I've already heard some of it. Well, here we go again.

And called it quote is jam-past. Jim? I'm the fucking hippo guy. Dave okay. What name's Gary? What? It's

good. What? Is it part five? And this is not going to come to tickle the podcast. Yeah. This is like

an un-up-five-part coefficient. Now hit him with the puppy. You both present sick arguments.

Don't sleep. Don't hit him. That's like that. Actually, I can't. No, I see.

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