590: Spider Gobblin' Flamingos

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Log is up for a BAFTA, which looks like you're SHOUTING it because it's an ACRONYM. For the sake of making each of our features sound equally prestigious: Steve is talking about EARWAX, and Joe suspects somebody might be trying to MURDER the inventor of the SAXOPHONE. OKAY?

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular, regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.6	Hello and welcome to the only weekly podcast on the internet.
0:11.5	It's called regular features.
0:14.1	What's our twist?
0:15.5	Have we got an angle?
0:16.9	We're just a bunch of cookie guys.
0:18.0	About to hang out for half fun.
0:20.5	This but is. Joining me tonight. My name is Steve Hogan. Joining me tonight. We're just a bunch of cookie guys about to hang out for half phone. Best buddies.
0:21.1	Joining me tonight.
0:22.4	My name is Steve Hogan.
0:23.9	Joining me tonight are my good friends, Joe Scrabbles.
0:26.8	Hello.
0:28.4	And John, Johnny B.
0:30.6	Boy, Baff, boy, Blythe.
0:33.1	Hello.
0:34.1	I'm using my most professional voice today because I've got standards to uphold
0:38.9	unlike you dipshits.
0:40.6	Whom I love, dearly.
0:42.3	Is it a transitive property of a BAFTA that this podcast is now a BAFTA nominated podcast?
0:48.9	Yes, we are.
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