Someone said John Fury has got to make an appearance. It's not a time or place, but I didn't say I wouldn't try and shoot a horn in some sort of impression. I doubt that the political diatribe is going to make the episode, given it's completely irrelevant. No, this is the episode. This is the episode so far. It's going to be 20 minutes of us talking about screenplays and... And Alan. Oh, no, you can't include, definitely don't include the screenplays. That's top secret information. That's copyrighted information. You can't be including any of that. That was off the record. Phil wasn't on the call. And now, if this does make it, everyone will be going, oh, I know what that's about. That sounds exciting. But I launch my Tommy Robinson style grifting Kickstarter. Everyone will sign up for it, make me rich. Yeah. Phil, I'll tell you later. What people are to talk about, though, right? Connor, it's your show, but Parkford, Cannauio Alvarez, right? Yeah. Are we going to start? Is that it? I mean, we're on short time, I know. You're not even done the whole, well, up, and the heavy hands on Conner Evers and all that short, yeah. And probably at this point now, the intro music will start coming in as I like as I'm what to do. I love to pinpoint the intro for you. You'll start fading me out about now and then you'll come in with the intro proper i've heard enough episodes such as the one last week when i heard you saying oh yeah kyle's too good for us

he never comes on anymore and the fucking people know i've been hunting you down to get on this show

you never fucking reply you've been hunting me down. I've fucking tagged you more than once.

You don't fucking even apply to me.

Phil knows.

Yeah, you monster.

How easily Phil switches sides.

Yeah. Hello and welcome to a very special edition of heavy hands.

I'm Connor.

With me as always always, is Phil.

Hello.

And our sojourning guest, fan favorite, host favorite, back to talk Canelo Crawford with us.

It's Mr. Kyle McLaughlin.

You are recording, aren't?

We've been talking for half an hour.

Have you actually yet recorded?

Yeah, I was recording all of that, too.

Yeah, sign up to the Heavy Hands Patreon for a special bonus episode in which Kyle admits

several embarrassing details about his life.

Yeah, that's not true, really, though, is it?

And his interests, interests, which have landed him on a series of UK watch lists

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