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Ghostrunners

59 - Your First Words on Mars

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Dissolving shoes, new diets, and some highly intellectual thoughts on Leap Day. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Last night was a little weird. We've all lost sleep before certain reasons. I was I was awake all night throwing up.

0:07.6

No, I was awake. Oh no, these are examples. Oh gosh. I was like crap dude. I'm about to go on vacation.

0:14.3

Last week, the goop, this week you throw it up.

0:17.5

No, no, no. Maybe equally contagious. I don't know.

0:20.3

Okay. So yeah, you could use up all night coughing or whatever last night once ever in my life.

0:26.0

How about I just say this is the first time it's ever happened?

0:28.0

Okay. That's how it was. First time it's ever happened. I was up, couldn't go to sleep because I was sneezing so often what I've never had this

0:35.6

happen before every time you were about to be like dozing off you just sneeze truly I was

0:39.8

googling it so it's like I feel like I did not have any allergy symptoms all day and then I

0:43.8

showered and then the damn broke. What? I don't know how this happened but I

0:49.6

could from shower to sleep could not stop sneezing.

0:52.7

Oh my gosh.

0:53.7

It just snot everywhere.

0:55.4

Just flim.

0:56.0

Flim all over.

0:57.0

It was disgusting.

0:58.0

Oh no.

0:59.0

And I couldn't go take an allergy pill or whatever.

1:01.4

It were still a little bit of lockdown.

1:02.8

Nothing's over 24-7.

1:04.0

No, I was stuck little sneezy anti-sleppy boy.

1:08.0

So, yeah, if you're showering out there, just, I don't careful don't shower anymore stay woke. Yeah, I'm done showering

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