What's up, everybody? Welcome to another week's episode of the Just Say and Podcast. I'm your host, Justin Martindale. And with me today, we have a very special guest, a comedian, a member of the Indra Birchay community.

My friend Nikki Paris. Yes, make some noise. Well, we had some technical difficulties before the show. So I'm glad you stuck with us. Thank you so much for being here.

There's nobody else that Ravis from the last 14 hours with. It's an honor. Thank you. And I'm, you know, it's big day for you. You're in a hat, which I know is rare.

Very mask today. Yeah, I really I was just not feeling it today. I don't know what they're ahead on. You make me want to be a side. I don't know what that means, but I love to lay. And I hope you do too. Thank you so much, because I'm lazy.

I know I can't wait for the comments to be like, this isn't my Justin. Who is this imposter? Because you have great hair. People feel like you're hiding it from them. You know what? I can have an off day.

You're like the Aniston, but of men. The new John Madison. I'm a kid that iconic haircut. Oh, yeah, this is the Rachel and the Justin. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah.

Jennifer Allison's in a beanie. You're like, what the fuck? Get the hat off. Exactly. Jennifer Aniston with a shaved head. People are going to lose their minds.

I'm so glad you're here. Can't talk about Alabama. You should. We're going to channel her. Now we are going to pick up some stuff. I, first of all, I want to like say thanks for being here.

And you before we had the recording, you did say something that you recently found out. And you got like maybe four words out. And I said, no, stop. Save it.

And I had a story to the listeners. I said, I had a HPV. No, I again. So yeah, it's time six. Fuck. No. So Justin, you know, we were talking about, you know, cassette, you know, projectors.

So my grandparents had an old box of cassettes. And they were putting in tapes. And my grandpa was really old before he passed. This is probably like a year or two ago. And he popped in the tape.

And then something started playing. And he, I've never, he couldn't really walk. But he jumped up so quick. I was like, no, no, turn this off. Turn this off. And it turns out that my grandparents had a sex tape. And so, yeah, your grandparents had a sex tape.

Yeah, which is very upsetting. It was of course in black and white. And, you know, it was in black and white.

Was there, was there captions? Was it like a silent film? It really, it was, yeah, it was. It was like he got back from the war and then my grandpa grandma just wrote him.

Which there was, I don't want to say what I saw. It was very tells what you saw. It was, it happened so quick. Uh-huh.

But we, you know, Justin, I've never seen a move so quick. And to the point that I was like, were you faking the lamp all these years? How did you get up that quick? It was like a NASCAR.

It was one of those things you could get whiplash. So I come from a line of freaks. And I don't know where it missed me because I'm very vanilla.

My idea of kink is leaving the lights on and my sucks. That's as crazy as a guy. I get that. Yeah, I, that tracks. I can, I can feel that because I'm like, the light on in socks. Yeah, I'm here for it. That's as crazy as I get.

So it was like an adrenaline like in that, that scene from like pulp fiction where he like stabs, um, a thermon in the heart. And she's like, oh, it's her now. It was exactly like that.

So it was a VHS tape. Yeah, I think it was even though it was before that it was on film. It was no.

Yeah, where they had to get it on the projectors because they were like old home movies like sinister. That movie sinister.

We're like the old round. Cause that's exactly what I was. Yeah, I know. I know it was like a fruit roll up of porn. It was really.

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